Jim enters the office dressed as Dwight)
Jim: It's kind of blurry. (puts on the same glasses as Dwight's) That's better. Question: what kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False! Black bear.
Dwight: Now that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
Jim: Fact: bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not—what is going on? What are you doing?
Bahahahahahahahahaha!
